Death Metal Devotee Prints

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Existential Risk

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Since when are you into heavy metal?"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Bris

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

Metal Defective.

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."

Author who wants his novel pierced.

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'The only pacemaker covered by your health insurance is this MP3 player with heavy metal music.'

Destroying Music Speakers.

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"...I think I'm beginning to regret revealing my feminine side."

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

Rocker boots go through airport security