Death Metal Head Pillows

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Motorherd

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Rock On

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Existential Risk

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Santa Metal Claus

Now play some Metallica!

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

He played the infamous suicide note.

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Musical Mestizo.

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'They're playing our song.'

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I wonder what ever became of those cute little umbrella swizzle-sticks."