Metal Head Pillows

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

Motorherd

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I love my motor.

A souped up car...

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Music for car stereos

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Santa Metal Claus

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."