Motor Head Pillows

I love my motor.

"It has 'stop start' technology. The other pedal is the clutch."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

Touring Cyclist

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Smile

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Idle parts

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Oil shock.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

A souped up car...

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'