Mini Motorhead Pillows

Toy repair.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Child driving a toy car

Motor Tourism

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

'I need a jump!'

I love my motor.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Santa Metal Claus

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

CLEAR!

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.