Motorhead With A Twist Pillows

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

"What kinda horse power does it have?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Frankendumpty'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

CLEAR!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Toy repair.

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'You need a new bobbin.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds