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'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

"What kinda horse power does it have?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Frankendumpty'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Cow outboard engine

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

CLEAR!

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Toy repair.

'You need a new bobbin.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"