Motorheads T-Shirts

'Please take care of my baby.'

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Smile

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Idle parts

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

Oil shock.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

I love my motor.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

A souped up car...

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.