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'Please take care of my baby.'

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'God's speed.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Smile

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

I love my motor.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A souped up car...

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Oil shock.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'