Mini Motorhead T-Shirts

Toy repair.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Child driving a toy car

Motor Tourism

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A souped up car...

I love my motor.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'I need a jump!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Santa Metal Claus

Cow outboard engine

Petrol vs electric car

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

CLEAR!

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."