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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Greenies - Eat my carbon!

'Oh c'mon, it's freezing outside.'

'Why doesn't he just control Z, control Z, control Z?'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Three long vehicles.

'So... why do you come to the dunes?'

'Judging by this job you should be called a 'Muckanic'!'

Traffic Everywhere

Formula Funeral.

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

Motor Tourism

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'...And this is a picture of when I got here...Here's one when I put on new rims...'

'This is a classic, a gem! Years went into perfecting it!'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"I think my front wheels are out of alignment."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally."

'You said you liked red cars.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Tortoise with Motor

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

CX916960

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Demolition Derby.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"