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"Please...that screams from the rooftops 'I'm totally not guy!'"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

CLEAR!

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

World's cheapest car

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Volkswagen Scandal

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

I break for toilet paper

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'