Motorhead Humor Gifts

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

CLEAR!

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

World's cheapest car

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

I break for toilet paper

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"