Motorhead Madness Gifts

"Fuel prices are now so high... I've had to pay with the shirt off my back!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

A souped up car...

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

James May

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Cow outboard engine

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

CLEAR!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Death defying stunts: 'Defy me, will they?'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Toy repair.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Sore Loser

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"