Motorhead Marvel Gifts

Snail Monster Truck

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motivation to work

Motor Tourism

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

I love my motor.

A souped up car...

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Cow outboard engine

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

CLEAR!

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.