Motorcycle Marvel Gifts

Team!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Hell's Angels

Biker chopper shopper

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Macho man body building club.

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'