Motorcycle Marvel Gifts

Team!

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Motivation to work

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker At Museum

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Altar Ego

Macho man body building club.

Hell's Angels

Biker chopper shopper

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!