Motorbike Marvel Gifts

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Cheesie Rider

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker At Museum

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Altar Ego

Macho man body building club.

Hell's Angels

Biker chopper shopper

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

The successful rubbernecker...

Absurd motorbike

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'