Motorbike Stunts Gifts

Evel Knievel 1938-2007

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Electric bike.

Hell's Anglers

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Bad Hare Day

Man on motorbike.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?