Motorbike Stunts Pillows

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Electric bike.

Hell's Anglers

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Man on motorbike.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Bad Hare Day

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'