Motorcycle Stunt Performer Gifts

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Stunt lemmings.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Medieval Knievel

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

'Just doing the school run.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

Film Stuntman School

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Knife-thrower.

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"GPS wants me to stay put."