Motorcycle Marvels Gifts

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Sailor in Car.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Motivation to work

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

The successful rubbernecker...

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Hedge funds make billions from short selling Coronavirus stocks.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"What an amazing view!"

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'Darn good oil that!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

Born to be Wild

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

'He loves hearing me scream.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.