Two-wheel Wonders Gifts

Road Buddies

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

"What an amazing view!"

"USA map"

Off to work.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It cuts air resistance."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Man on bike

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'May I help you?'