Two-wheel Thrillers Gifts

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Boy on a bike

Biker and Cyclist.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"What an amazing view!"

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Off to work.

Motorcyclist.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Man on bike

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It cuts air resistance."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

BMX girl.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Mild Thing.

The Tour de Pants.

Folding Bike.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Road Buddies

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza