Two-wheeled Thrill-seekers Gifts

Lost Biker.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Bicycle Sidecar.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Off to work.

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Motorcyclist.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Mild Thing.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Road Buddies

Emergency Brake

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Folding Bike.