Two-wheel Thrill Seeker Gifts

Precious bike

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Skiing.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bicycle Sidecar.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Boy on a bike

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"What an amazing view!"

Off to work.

Motorcyclist.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Man on bike

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Man falling off bike at finish line.

BMX girl.

Formula One kids road rage

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Mild Thing.

The Tour de Pants.

Road Buddies

Folding Bike.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle