Two-wheeled Thrill-seekers Mugs

Lost Biker.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Biker and Cyclist.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Off to work.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Motorcyclist.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Tunnel of Vengeance.

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Mild Thing.

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Emergency Brake

Road Buddies

Folding Bike.