Two-wheeled Wanderers Gifts

Biker and Cyclist.

'Not that net!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Boy on a bike

"What an amazing view!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"USA map"

Off to work.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."