Two-wheeled Traveler Gifts

The Fast Lane.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Anything to declare?'

Biker chopper shopper

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Boy on a bike

Biker and Cyclist.