Two-wheeled Traveler Pillows

The Fast Lane.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Touring Cyclist

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Anything to declare?'

Biker chopper shopper

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'