Two-wheeled Enthusiast Gifts

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps.

"What's a patent?"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Fast Lane.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Biker chopper shopper

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Biker and Cyclist.

Boy on a bike

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked