Two-wheeler Lover Gifts

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Cheesie Rider

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Man on motorbike.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

"USA map"

Off to work.

Born to be Wild

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'He loves hearing me scream.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'