Two-wheel Devotee Gifts

'May I help you?'

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

Kickstarter

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"What an amazing view!"

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Off to work.

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It cuts air resistance."

Man on bike

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

The Tour de Pants.

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'