Two-wheel Worshipper Gifts

Drool Marks

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Marilyn's Rushmore

Pyramid catflap...

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Jennifer Aniston

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"What an amazing view!"

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"USA map"

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Man on bike

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

Collection plate at church with signs of the credit cards the church will take.

'May I help you?'

The Tour de Pants.