Workspace Worshipper Gifts

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Drool Marks

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

You are here.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Multitasking.

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

'Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere.'

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'