Workspace Worshipper Pillows

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Drool Marks

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Marilyn's Rushmore

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

You are here.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Jennifer Aniston

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Multitasking.

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

Man driving his desk along a street.

Surgeons high-five spectators as they enter emergency room.

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

Yonder: Roll Call Every 15 Min.

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'