Digital Worshiper Gifts

"We had 17 first time viewers on the live stream sermon today." (pastor talking to his wife)

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Man-mobile

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

TV and man

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Silly sausages

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'