Two-wheel Devotee Prints

'May I help you?'

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

Kickstarter

Drool Marks

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

"USA map"

Off to work.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Man on bike

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It cuts air resistance."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

The Tour de Pants.

Folding Bike.

Road Buddies

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.