Two-wheel Enthusiast Prints

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

'Remember, don't go flat until he's running late.'

Touring Cyclist

Folding Bike.

A smiling cyclist

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Hamster.