Two-wheeled Adventurer Prints

Mild Thing.

Motorcyclist.

Lift on the Tandem.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Boy on a bike

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Off to work.

"USA map"