Two-wheeled Explorer Prints

Boy on a bike

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"USA map"

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'