Two-wheeler Aficionado Prints

Things to Ponder...

"What's a patent?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Touring Cyclist

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A smiling cyclist

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Dairy Devil

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'