Wheel Aficionado Prints

'Here's your wheel -- Now, would you be interested in purchasing a service contract?'

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

'He's a real animal when he gets behind the wheel.'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"These new wheels are awesome!"

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"What's a patent?"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bob's Driving School.

Bradley Wiggins

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'