Two-wheeler Aficionado Pillows

Things to Ponder...

"What's a patent?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Touring Cyclist

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A smiling cyclist

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Biker Lawn Mower

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

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