Two-wheel Wonder Prints

Car on back.

Touring Cyclist

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Food deliverer's baby.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Bicycle Sidecar.

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

"USA map"

Off to work.

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"It cuts air resistance."