Two-wheel Thrillers Pillows

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Biker and Cyclist.

Boy on a bike

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"What an amazing view!"

Off to work.

Motorcyclist.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It cuts air resistance."

Man on bike

Man falling off bike at finish line.

BMX girl.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Mild Thing.

The Tour de Pants.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Folding Bike.

Road Buddies

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'