Two-wheel Thrill Seekers Pillows

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"I tried to give my boyfriend a kiss while he was driving....we fell off the motorcycle."

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Boy on a bike

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

Off to work.

"USA map"

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Man on bike

"It cuts air resistance."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Mild Thing.

The Tour de Pants.

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.