Two-wheel Thrill Seekers T-Shirts

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"I tried to give my boyfriend a kiss while he was driving....we fell off the motorcycle."

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Boy on a bike

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Biker and Cyclist.

"What an amazing view!"

"USA map"

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

Off to work.

Motorcyclist.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Man on bike

"It cuts air resistance."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Mild Thing.

The Tour de Pants.