Two-wheel Trendsetter Gifts

"It cuts air resistance."

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"What an amazing view!"

Off to work.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Man on bike

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'May I help you?'

The Tour de Pants.

Bike lane.

Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Road Buddies

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Folding Bike.