Two-wheeled Romantic Gifts

'After Fred dreamed of Linda he felt as though he'd cheated on his motorcycle.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Drool Marks

The Fast Lane.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Biker chopper shopper

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Biker and Cyclist.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Double Bike

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"It cuts air resistance."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Man on bike

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Cycling Deaths

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Bicycle helmet for two.

'May I help you?'

The Tour de Pants.

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."