Two-wheeled Dreamer Gifts

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Fast Lane.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Whale Romance

Bicycle Sidecar.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Altar Ego

Biker chopper shopper

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

My First Boat

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Motorcyclist.

"Don't even think about it."

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

Bicycle helmet for two.