Two-wheel Dreamer Gifts

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"One year closer to college!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Altar Ego

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Biker chopper shopper

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

My First Boat

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"What an amazing view!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Heavenly Ships

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Bicycle helmet for two.